Apparitional Corporate Leadership

Normally unseen leaders who make most of the major decisions in a dysfunctional corporation. These people appear based on what's in it for them but are completely clueless about ordinary work in the corporation. Like a Department of Apparitions on the top floors of a corporation.

I don't know, somebody up there in Apparitions. You know, the Department of Apparitional Corporate Leadership upstairs.

by chaptj August 5, 2010

apparallegedly

used to replace apparently or allagedly when one doesn't want to waste the brain cells to figure out which is appropriate for your use.

- apparently is used when you have information that you have come upon yourself, usually using one of your 6 senses (taste, sight, hearing, feeling, smelling, or proprioception).

- alllegedly is used when you have "information" that you have come across by someone else, usually by here-say

Apparellegedly can be used in any case.

- Apparently you're doing badly in school, i'm looking at you report card and i see you have 2 Fs, 3 Ds, 2 Cs.

- I heard Kasie talking to Riley, and allegedly Samantha slept with the whole football team at the party Saturday.

Well apparallegedly, kyle punched Samson and got suspended.

by Cori Howpe November 13, 2011

apparentfuckingly

Exasperation at the bull shit surrounding the situation that is deemed unchangeable and hopeless

Apparentfuckingly I can not get a job that allows me to not work on weekends

by Roomie Quotables November 18, 2013

Appalachian Snorkle

When a man puts the skin from his uncercumcised penis around his lovers nose, therefore pressuring them to take a big ol whiff of stank wang

Yesterday, my sister pissed me off, so when she was asleep I ventured into her room and gave her an Appalachian snorkle......
With my dick

by Bone dozer January 8, 2017

confusticated combobulation apparatus

(noun)a complex device; or idea used to exploit pop culture for personal or public gain. dealing extremely of complication. a device that is not understood completely by women. an economic system where speculations and debt are the chief commodities. a word that can be used to describe anything that may be regarded with ignorance. sometimes used to define a specific type of person that can take responsbility for the creation or use of a complex object or tool.

(ad)confusticated combobulation apparatusesque:having state of confusion leading to a conspirated condition.

Bob said, "how many angels can you fit on the tip of a needle."
Jill said, "i don't understand; it's all just a confusticated combobulation apparatus to me."

by mulletboat June 5, 2009

401(A) : The Appalachian retirement plan

Turn 18. Make a back injury/psychiatric disability claim with SSI. Sell weed and narcotics out of you trailer for extra income. Treat the emergency room like a doctors' office for your many abscesses you will get from injecting drugs. Have many kids you can't afford for the tax advantages. Never work, act entitled the rest of your life while taxpayers with real jobs support your lifestyle. Oh, and have a bunch of tattoos but claim your afraid of needles when it's time to get a life saving antibiotic IV while on vacation in the Hyatt ..(the hospital).......

Hey Craig, hows Matt doing these days? I think hes been working on his 401(A) : The Appalachian retirement plan.

by BLACKHEATHER December 19, 2018

apparati

created term to mean multiple apparatuses

The Sharper Image is a great museum of useless apparati

by brutedawg November 7, 2008