Den fart

That one monstrous and disgusting fart you've been holding since the beginning of the day and has built up the most horrid smells, only to be let out all at once once you open the front door of your house.

Dad: HEY guess who's back from work? Just so you all know, the whole house is about to stink from my foul den fart I just let out!

by Rich Gucci Flex July 14, 2018

den men

people who support vestal sports

"Who are those obnoxious people?"
"They're just den men"

by vtowngirlxox February 27, 2012

Bail-den

Agreeing to an event or function well in advance and leaving it until the last minute to cancel, subsequently fucking up your friends plans. Usually sent via non verbal means and comprising of multiple but equally pathetic excuses

Mike: Think I'm going to have to give tonight a miss mate. I'm shattered and I don't think I can really afford another night out this week as I'm meant to be putting a deposit down on a house next week. Could maybe do the pub at the weekend though.

Adam: Classic Bail-den.

by Baghead November 28, 2012

hot den

When one creates a den under the duvet covers and surprises all the occupants with an almighty hot fart.

Jane and I were fully under the duvet covers when my hot wet fart caught her unknowingly in my hot den.

by SBdumscot October 3, 2020

Big Den

When somebody has a mountain of pubic hair.

I went out with this person who had a big den

by Pompador64 April 25, 2019

whale den

Another way of saying "well then", just better.

" My dog just died."
"Whale den"

by Rainbuttcorntin January 13, 2017

naughty den

placing the bed covers over you and your partner, creating a den, and performing sexual acts

"I was in the naughty den last night and I ploughed her"

by mattyyy December 11, 2007