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Amsterdam Braiser

(noun / verb)

The act of giving oneself a Dutch Oven — trapping your own flatulence beneath the covers and marinating in it like a slow-cooked stew. The name nods to Dutch culture (Amsterdam) and the culinary method (braising), making it sound more gourmet than it has any right to.

Synonyms: Self Dutch Oven, Solo Stew, One-Man Hotbox.
Example Sentences
• Bro, I woke up at 2 a.m. in the middle of an Amsterdam Braiser. Nearly cried myself back to sleep.
• She caught me doing an Amsterdam Braiser and hasn’t looked at me the same since.
• Winter’s coming…time to break out the Amsterdam Braiser.
by Evil Chef September 16, 2025
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Amsterdam pancake

You get a multitude of prostitutes to sit on you and anally fist you while the man smokes a fat spliff
Yo man my asshole hurt after that Amsterdam pancake
by Kemostar June 9, 2018
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Amsterdam Dip

I’ll have ....one Amsterdam dip please
by Sej August 22, 2019
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Amsterdam slam

The unavoidable sickness that occurs after a period of time spent in Amsterdam.
GUY 1: Dude... why am I wearing your underwear... and why does my mouth taste like billiards chalk?
GUY 2: I guess this is that Amsterdam slam thing.
by Clay Tortoise June 24, 2013
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Amsterdam Sundae

When you pay enough euros for a prostitute to shit in your hand, you cream over the top then she sticks a flake in it
“Proper lads weekend, I got so baked I ended up getting an Amsterdam sundae!”
by Silver haze November 19, 2017
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Amsterdam

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Amsterdam
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