A Wet Amos is when one wets a finger, generally the pinky, in saliva and then unsuspectingly inserts it into the anal region of a warm blooded creature. All stink, no pink and the signature one digit differentiate this maneuver from the Shocker;
Wet Willy's southside cousin.
Wet Willy's southside cousin.
1.) "A Wet Amos is a horrible way to wake up."
2.) "I gave a Fluffy a Wet Amos and then rubbed my finger on your pillow."
2.) "I gave a Fluffy a Wet Amos and then rubbed my finger on your pillow."
by Uzanna February 13, 2008

by emma_chamberlain May 7, 2019

by Ty😉 June 18, 2017

spanish for "I love you"...often used when seducing. When foreign language is used, it makes it seem more sensual and thoughtful
by Sputnik June 11, 2006

Thomas Amos gets super salty and toxic he is known as Thomas the wankengine and salty avo is a thing
by THICCCCCCC BOI August 26, 2019

An amos joke that is not funny what so ever. A host is needed with a few people to ignore the joke. No one is harmed, an example of commensalism.
John: Guys who the hell would wanna be a truck driver? All they do is drive eat and jackoff.
Hyun: What the fuck that was an amos joke.
Hyun: What the fuck that was an amos joke.
by Hyun Pan Kaj January 14, 2009
