Alberta hay seed

When the bail spike on a front end loader tractor is inserted into the anus or vagina and used to lift the person up.

Old Joe's loves getting the alberta hay seed.

by Holybob November 14, 2020

Alberta Mickey

A bottle containing at least 6 litres (202 US fluid ounces) or more of alcohol.

A Texas mickey wasn't enough for the boys, so we had to get an Alberta Mickey for a great time.

by Great Nate February 1, 2018

Alberta Tree Bog

you law a log on the ground and you grabble your partner, you smear it in their face

Hey me and girlfriend were getting bored of our usually sex acts, so i gave her a Alberta Tree Bog

by Mr TreeBog July 5, 2025

Alberta

A Canadian province that is way too patriotic and very conservative, so much so that a lot of people including myself, wonder how it's not a part of the USA.

How is Alberta still Canadian?

by ZanetheBane July 15, 2021