Amish

A group of religious people who think that shiny things or clothes that are any color other than black and white will get you a one way ticket to hell. They believe that drawing attention to themselves is a sin, yet their very existence causes people to stare at them. Some can have tractors but they can't have rubber tires on them, because God hates tires. Their women have no idea what a razor blade or a tampon is. Electricity is evil.

I saw this Amish chick in the grocery store the other day. She had more hair on her legs than a mountain gorilla and smelled like a beached carp.

by shartner January 27, 2013

Amish marmalade

smegma (male or female, doesn't matter)

I haven't taken a shower for a week, so I got some Amish marmalade happenin' down there.

by Z. Tenao December 6, 2011

amish jihad

An idea or action that proves to be nothing more than a colossal waste of time. Often destined for failure merely by the mere absurdity of it in the first place.

Tiffany spent hours trying to get a reservation at one of the trendy new restaurants in the city, but none of us could get together that night anyway. What an amish jihad!

by west122 September 19, 2013

amish twizzler

Menstrual clots left in one's beard after performing cunnilingus in the dark and/or during power outages. Generally discovered dried and twisted in the morning.

AKA: Furry Fruit Roll-Up

Juicinda decided not to mention she was on her rag: ....woke up with my face looking like an amish twizzler tree.

by CharlieMillionz November 18, 2015

Aimesha

A person who is very loyal to a lot of people.forgives easily but doesn’t forget,has a smile that can light up anybody’s day secretly loves herself and a stubborn.

“Thanks Aimesha your a great friend”

by Fccfcfctvtv April 18, 2018

Ailish

an absolute spaz, but also absolutely hilarious. Can come of quite cold hearted but is really the cutest most loving person you’ll ever meet

god, ailish is such a spaz, but i love her.

by AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAA September 22, 2018

Amish Handjob

A luxurious smooth hand rub that is marked by butter churning level rubbing.

Erin gave a mean Amish Handjob and I melted in the bed like butter.

by TippyDippy85 June 30, 2020