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Aggressive Eating

Eating for the sole purpose of not letting others gain access to any food.

This usually happens to outliers (Weight Wise) in the family, like a human cuckoo bird.
Dude1: "Damn, that fat ass has been eating all of the damn buffalo wings at the party"
Fat ass: "NO ONE ELSE DESERVES THIS FOOD" (Chomps on another 4 wings at once; diverse types of food stains dribbling down his white 4XL shirt"
Dude2: "Fucking aggressive eating, man!"
by Praker May 13, 2017
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aggressive karaoke

When a karaoke singer directs the meaning of his / her chosen song at a member of the audience or person within their party. The lyrics are sung with raw emotion and the performance is often accessorized with fist clenches, forward lunges and stolen glances. Typical themes include unrequited love, a secret love affair and “I hate you”.
Heartbroken over the discovery of Cliff's infidelity, Vanessa took to aggressive karaoke singing Carrie Underwood’s "Before He Cheats" while making eye contact with Cliff the entire song.
by bartinkus November 11, 2011
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aggressive liking

The act of liking contrary comments in an online debate in real-time in order to socially stigmatize an opponent or someone with whom you disagree.
"Oh man, you were debating three guys at once. And they were liking each others' comments. That's some seriously aggressive liking."

"Hey, why don't you get some Russian bots to aggressively like each of your posts. That will shame your critics."
by crzyfive March 8, 2019
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Ninja aggressive

its like aggressive (in the passive aggressive sense) but you dont know theyre being aggressive. ....sneaky aggressive.

not to be confused with passive aggressive

Like some farts (silent but deadly)
Im aggressive, but you dont know its happening. Im like ninja aggressive.
by edudnikihc August 1, 2016
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aggressive negotiations

its negotiations, but with a lightsaber
lil orphan ani: "When I got to them we got into aggressive negotiations."
by ahsoka.tano July 9, 2020
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passive aggressive

act of doing something specifically to piss someone off, but with the cover of "I didn't realize it would bother you".
My roommate was talking shit on me, so when she was trying to study I blasted my music as loud as I could. I was being passive aggressive.
by shouvley May 25, 2007
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aggressive masturbation

A form of masturbation invented by the famous SavageRealm. Aggresive masturbation is masturbating so hard that the skin of your dick comes off.
Pass me some lotion bitch I'm boutta do some aggressive masturbation.
by twitch strivexd February 18, 2018
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