“Kyle sometimes naps in his cubicle when battling the afternoon drowsies, especially if he was up late chatting with Rebecca.”
by aljenacceber June 29, 2022
When you have diarrhea during a long drive, but cannot find an exit and you pull over, take out a Target bag, and shit directly into/onto the bag, while being partially in the car.
Made famous by Tommy Olson on the Power Trip Morning Show (2/15/24)
Made famous by Tommy Olson on the Power Trip Morning Show (2/15/24)
by internetdad22 February 16, 2024
The process of letting your scrotum go unwashed for several weeks while proceeding to squat over a warm glass bowl full of water before filtering out the smega and hair into a refined tea colored beverage
by Paper Clip Ft. Waffles September 05, 2023
by Turptle April 28, 2023
by OC Chaos Soup August 26, 2022
“Oh it’s 9:32 time to let Timmy out”
Jake, “You don’t want to know what happens at 9:32 on a Tuesday afternoon.”
Jake, “You don’t want to know what happens at 9:32 on a Tuesday afternoon.”
by JakeTimmyLover96 December 24, 2022
That adorable lil pooch that shows up after she eats lunch. You know you just want to caress and tickle it so she'll giggle and THAT make you almost as happy as being with her.
A few hours after lunch, Lacey ran into Eddie. Eddie looked at her mid-section and there in its fine glory was her afternoon pooch. He asked her what she had for lunch. She snickered and exclaimed, "a bit too much, but it was delicious!" He reached out and poked her tummy and declared, "Nothing is too good for you, girl! You're the best!" They then kissed in celebration of their feelings for one another. It was yet another wonderful moment in Lacey loves Eddie!
by von groovy August 22, 2024