cigarettes after sex

the band whose demographic includes, but is not limited to;
- closet bisexuals
- music snobs who think they're better than everyone else (and they'd be correct)
- people who cry an unhealthy amount
- women who nap everyday

"hey where's elizabeth?"

"i don't know, probably locked in her room, getting high, flooding her room with tears then having a fat nap. after all, she DOES listen to cigarettes after sex"

by belle1024 May 19, 2021

They're after me lucky charms!

A quote used by a small leprechaun in a cereal commercial.

I gave a midgit $5 to say "They're after me lucky charms!"

by Michael Lewis May 13, 2005

AfterCum

When you cum once, you think you're done, but more comes out a few seconds later.

"I thought i was done, so I put it away, but I AfterCummed in my pants"

by newcarscent7 January 24, 2010

After Midnight Project

After Midnight Project, commonly abbreviated AMP, is a rock band hailing from Los Angeles, California. Amp consists of vocalist, Jason Evigan, guitarists Christian Meadows and Spencer Bastian, Bassist TJ Armstrong, and Drummer, Dan Morris. AMP released a self-titled EP in 2005, and then another in 2007, entitled 'The Becoming'. They were then signed by Universal Motown Records. Upon being signed, they entered the studio with John Feldmann and recored a full-length album entitled 'Lets Build Something to Break' which is set for release on August 11, 2009.

Currently, After Midnight Project is playing Van's Wapred Tour to promote they're upcoming album. Their live performance is incredible and they always keep their fans updated on what they're doing, so be sure to keep an eye open for this rising band and check out a show next time they're playing near you.

by Var Effing Sinler July 22, 2009

day after drinking shits

the nasty, extra smelly and sometimes explosive shits that occur following a hefty night of drinking.

TP: "Fuck I really tied one on last night!"
Pete Dick: "How you feel?"
TP: "Other than the day after drinking shits, pretty good."
Pete Dick: "delightful for ya"

by Pete Dick March 18, 2008

blowjobs after marriage

n. Synonym for Bigfoot.

Blowjobs after marriage are like Bigfoot: you hear stories, occasionally you see pictures, but you never experience it for yourself.

by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006

after prom date

the person you hook up with after prom when its not your prom date

john is going to prom with Lisa but his after prom date is Jessica.

by igotyobitchdoingsplitsonmydick June 26, 2016