throw up a deuce

to have to take a shit

DAMN!!! rick it stinks do you gotta throw up a deuce?!?!?!?1

by Agustus August 24, 2006

Dropping a Deuce

When your testicles hang out of the bottom of your shorts or underwear.

Our neighbor was out mowing the lawn in his shorts, dropping a deuce for everyone to see.

by Zulzulo January 17, 2009

chunk a deuce

A term used by people from Texas meaning to sip on promethazine mixed with sprite or any other soft drink

Mayn when I chunk a deuce of that promethazine it has a nigga leanin

by lil Tex November 9, 2006

chuck a deuce

When on acid, you spin a slinky really fast in front of a bright light, you're chucking a deuce when you get two circles to form.

Check out dudeman with the slinky, can you chuck a deuce?

by DavidHalk November 28, 2006

A deuce

In the sceme of ranking girls...Used primari;ly when ranking on the 1 to 2 sacele ("2" you would f- her, 1 you wouldn't). A deuce is used synominously as a 2.

"Man that blonde is a deuce"

Me: Hey Mike do you think Brian's mom is a deuce?
Mike: NO way she is a one!

by R-G December 7, 2006

drop a deuce

Term most commonly used in Gears of War for scoring 1000 points in a single match or more.

Term originates from the more commonly used definition for deuce meaning to take a shit. Thereby relaying when stated that the player scoring the "Deuce" took a shit all over the opposing team.

Loki: "Hey man guess what, i just drop a deuce by scoring 1189 points in a 10 rounder on Gears of War!"

Jo: "Oh damn, that other team must be pissed!"

by Mario e. August 10, 2007

Rub-A-Deuce

When a male defecate on his own hand and proceeds to use that hand to aggressively pleasure himself through masterbation.

Nick proceeded to Rub-A-Deuce after a long night of gaming with his buddies.

by DirtyDickNBalls May 22, 2016