*Ahem*

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"*ahem* oh, sorry! Just had to clear my thro- SHIT I ACCIDENTALLY STARTED TYPING AN URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION!!"

by (no homo) sapien August 18, 2019

adhem

Epic little brother! He's a jack of all trades and amazing with new interesting inventions. He lives life purposefully and thoughtfully for everyone he loves. He is full of energy and adventure. He could do anything in life

Gosh I miss Adhem. I love that he is following his dreams even if it's far from home

by Small-townGirl March 1, 2021

Achim

A very confused prof. He is a deep thinker, but lacks to convey the topic. However, he is very likable and has a deep connection to his students. His physics have improved the world! His students will follow his footsteps.

Student 1: Do you know Feldmaier?
Student 2: The Great Achim? Yes, he explained the special relativity to me! I'm so confused...

by Nick Günther April 14, 2023

Phlegm-Ahem

The act of announcing oneself or adding emphasis to by trumpeting a phlegm-fueled harrumph-pa-rum-pum-pum-pum attack on unsuspecting eardrums.

Thar he blows again! Much to everyone’s annoyance, Captain Phlegm-Ahem announced his presence from behind the cubicle by coughing up a white whale and launching a series of lung biscuits over bow.

Ahoy matey, stick a cough drop in it! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!

by Dean Barbella May 19, 2008

Turd Alchemy

An unproven, purely theoretical construct that the psychological disorder known as Golden Turd Syndrome is based on, which is the idea that one’s shits are “golden” and that one is a human god and therefore can do no wrong and should not be confined by the laws that apply to others.

Turd Alchemy is the underlying irrational and pervasive pseudoscientific delusion responsible for the ongoing deification of Trump and his cronies by so many of today’s Republicans.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 22, 2022

Achell

The most caring, loving and thoughtful girl. You can pour your life to her and no matter what stupid stuff you tell her, she will accept you for who you are. She is a lifelong friend you would never want to lose because she is a one of a kind and not a single person can replace her.
If I were you, I will choose Achelle over her. You lose someone special dude. Think.

I dunno,man.Achelle is the only person who understand me.Im really lucky we met.

by Wickedshe June 1, 2020

The Alchemist M

Traceur from the midwest most notable for his unique flow and style. Shedding his amateur status, his work in the Indy Parkour projects have helped get his name known.

As an ex NHB fighter, his accomplishments included being the first person in the FCSA to declare his title an open championship, often defending it multiple times a month.

Now a soldier in the US Army, The Alchemist M spends time conditioning, training and developing in accordance with his personal creed to, "Learn. Adapt. Dominate."

I'm going to go see The Alchemist M downtown. He organized an open seminar.

by Jamie Ellsworth November 23, 2007