Wipe Abstinence

The extremely difficult challenge of abstaining from wiping your ass after defecating. The lack thereof creates a hard exterior shell after 3 months, which signifies the elite alphas from the beta sheep. After one year of keeping a pure ass free from toilet paper, your mind will be unlocked to many abilities some consider unnatural.

Dude 1: Bro how is the Wipe Abstinence?

Dude 2: Man I started to levitate for up to 2 seconds at a time and I only stopped wiping 3 weeks ago!

Dude 1: That's amazing dude, I just got promoted to the head of the company I work at and I'm only 3 days in.

by PoopSockAdvocate December 28, 2019

Abstinence

The single-most important thing in life; follow abstinence and you'll be set for life, it is for love and those who experience its wait will get the happiness they always wanted. If you don't follow abstinence Tracy will come after you with the Abstinence Paddle.

I ask one thing of you: abstinence, save that for someone you love and have made the commitment to.

by M.N4 March 28, 2022

Abstinence

When you don't do the fuck

I hate thinking of sentences, so here's the word abstinence.

by ihatethinkingofnames May 19, 2015

Abstinence

The choice where you choose tonot have sex. Typically some choose to be abstinent till marriage. Mostly on religious terms

Abstinence is the best way to go if you’re religious

by Katrina0303 July 18, 2018

Abstinence

SpritePepsi, aka Griffin MacElroy, until he dies

MY NAME IS SPRITEPEPSI AND I'M ABSTINENCE UNTIL I DIE!

by NevermoreKate February 15, 2019

Abstinence april

Fourth month of Sigma year. Although it is the fourt month so far, it is the first one where you fully abstain even from sex to know how it feels to be desperate. Meditation and working out is needed to cope with hardship od this period.

Mike:"James must be doing the Abstinence april, he only works out and meditates."

by chorbet November 15, 2022