I already did

The single most epic phrase ever to be spoken by a human being. You can't explain I already did or understand it, you can only just simply use it.

I already did is the answer to anything and everything in life like, "why is the sky blue?", "Why do women hate sex?", and "If you had 37 pies, and half of them taste good, how many do you have sex with?"

Mom - Your mac and cheese is done
Sal - I ALREADY DID!

Shelby and Jody - SAL!!! YOU FAIL!
Sal - Creepy ass gingers...I! ALREADY! DID!

Mr. Elliot - Okay sal since your talking and know all of this, how do you find out how many moles of Carbon are in a Sodium Nitrate carbon dioxide mix that is 593 grams.
Sal - um...first you get the molar mass of.... uhh... I ALREADY DID!

Sal - TOUCH MAH BODAY!
Daniel - I hate that kid so much! SAM!!
Eric - It's Sal!
Daniel - SAL or what ever the hell your stupid name is...DIE!
Sal- I already did!

Ashely - OKAY SAL! first the mangos were from the tree! Second, the guns were from the airplane that crashed on the island! And the baby is there because the chick was pregnate before they got lost on the island!
Sal - ....well...I already did...

by Sal-mazing May 20, 2008

You Already Know

A catchphrase said by "Big Freedia".

Guy 1:Aye man that concert was poppn'
Guy 2:YOU ALREADY KNOW!!

by SwaggMasster April 24, 2015

Oops! This definition already exists!

when urban dictionary decides to single you out to not make the definition, and instead tells you to FRICK off, even though you see a bunch of other ones copied

Oops! This definition already exists!

by someone else thats not u March 5, 2021

Fart In A Bread Bag

Simply farting in bread bags if you happen to work in the bakery.

My uncle used to fart in a bread bag back in the day at the old bakery

by Government Flu October 27, 2009

i totally already know that

A stock response to anything glaringly obvious and/or ridiculously paranoid that somebody high might say. Sounds genuine to a stoner but has a mocking undertone from which sober people can draw amusement. Derived from an episode of Sealab 2021, a stoner favorite.

Sparks: "Marduk, you totally rule"
Marduk: "I totally already know that"

Stoner: "McDonalds is totally responsible for like, two point eight billion deaths from starvation in Canada alone"
Sober guy: "I totally already know that."

by The Scandal April 6, 2005

Is it Friday Already?

Intended to be in the same vain as "That's What She Said", used when someone inadvertently makes a comment that could be interpereted as sexual in nature. The result of which makes it seem as though the speaker embarks on this kind of thing weekly. It originated from the movie "The Usual Suspects" where 5 characters are jailed, and one states after being strip-searched...

Fenster: Man, I had a finger up my asshole tonight.

Hockney: Is it Friday already?

Notable uses.

"Man, you sprayed that shit all over me!"
"Hm, is it Friday already?"

(While playing Halo)
"Damn, man. I got shot by 3 guys at one time."
"Oh, is it Friday already?"

by IsaacHarcourt May 21, 2010

Yes Boo, You Already Know Boo!!!

A catch phrase giving appraisal towards an action or comment. It is commonly used by hoes identifying with other hoes. Yes Boo!

Vivianne: Jimmy dicked me down yesterday!
Jonathan: Yes Boo, You Already Know Boo!!!

by Mr.BooBoo December 17, 2016