abs

abbreviation for Asshole Behavior Scale. Logarithmic scale from 1 to 10 used to measure how much of an asshole someone is being. Similar to the Richter scale for earthquakes with each whole number representing intensity 10 times greater than the next lower number

Someone crashes into your car and is flipping out at you, you reply...
"Dude, on an abs you're a 9"

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

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Abs

The only thing that girls really want

Mmmmmmm I can’t wait to suck some juicy abs

by Smoldicboi November 17, 2018

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ABS

instead of LGBTQ... we can now use ABS. Anyone but stright. Meaning, everyone but straight people are allowed in their " posse"

-LGBTQ!!!
- you mean ABS... anyone but straight

- oh yeah!

by The tip of my nut sack January 19, 2017

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Abe

When you get a big erection and nothing will make it go away
you also get itchy balls

boy:ive got a big erection
boy 2: you cant get rid of that its an abe

by Hoboy March 3, 2014

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Abe

The coolest kid you'll ever meet. He is amazing at baseball, handsome, awesome to be around, funny, amazing, awesome, and wonderful. He is super athletic and never gives up. He is a genius and a good looking one to. Abe is the awesomest person who ever lived.

Oh my god, your such an Abe, I wish I was like you.

by Baseball boy December 18, 2013

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