Rhys-Brooker'cino

A term used for a guy with a fetish for colostomy bags. A Rhys-Brooker'cino can be found lurking in the halls of nursing homes, hunting for the juiciest turd-bag he can find - once the perfect turd-bag is in his possession, he likes to find a quiet room, break open the bag with his teeth and pour the warm, sloppy turd juices in and around his mouth, swirling it around like he's at a wine tasting before spitting it out on the floor. A Rhys-Brooker'cino will then strip off naked and lay on his stomach the pool of backwashed turd slush, all while flapping his arms and legs around making turd-angels and humping the floor until he blows his hot load. He's not one to leave a mess though, a Rhys-Brooker'cino will lick up all remains from the floor before running into the the common room and cunt punching as many musty granny vag's as he can, all while screaming “Wherever there is injustice, you will find us. Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there. Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find… The Three Amigos!”.

"Oh no, looks like a Rhys-Brooker'cino has stolen all the colostomy bags again, you can smell the shit a mile away! Can someone call the Doctor, there's 11 women here who have clearly been cunt punched and are in need of stitches" .

by First Time Anal June 22, 2022

Rhys Marshall

Big Dicked Motherfucka

WOAH! Ron Jeremy is such a Rhys Marshall

by CumDragon July 11, 2011

A Rhys Joke

a joke that is unfunny or unamusing.
he likes men and has a big forehead

man 1: vanna look at your forehead haha
everyone else: *doesn't laugh*
vanna: that was a rhys joke

by Mandem_Nonce69 October 18, 2020

Rhys Stewart

Somebody who sweats fortnite and streams for his 2 viewers on Twitch. Pussy boy who wouldn't dare talk down to someone. Finna get his ass beat soon. He also taxes his dads credit card and spends 300 quid on rainbow six siege and destiny 2

OMG Rhys Stewart is such a mong

by ItsYaBoi99 November 27, 2019

Team Rhy

Absolute garbage, with cocky members who think theyre great taking L's to a team that hasnt launched, havent been good since rhyperior 2 sorry donut but its false homes

Garbage? you mean Team Rhy

by Dr: Anonymoooooose August 28, 2017

Rhys Curse

When the Mundae bot doesn’t give you shit

I got none of my wishes today, that stupid Rhys curse

by Picklequeen November 17, 2021

Rhys Evans

A oceanic specimen who's been bred by two males , runs like he has 3 toes on one leg . He hopes to perform a Mexican Pancake on one of his brothers called Billy Evans

"look a Rhys Evans - half nonce half monkey who swings from tree to tree"

by Harnikfromaustria July 3, 2019