The Mighty Juan

While the female is giving the male a blowjob, just as he is starting to cum she reaches up and pulls the hair on his butthole.

Hey babe, can I give you a blowjob? I wanna see if you're The Mighty Juan.

by revengeiskey November 14, 2015

mighty acorn

When a man shoves his sack of two acorns into a squirrels mouth and lets the squirrel nibble on those mighty acorns

Dude dominic bennett gave that squirrel a mighty acorn, hes such a nub.

by Realniqqa December 11, 2013

Mighty Forehead

the worlds biggest forehead ever

Guy1: I was at dollar tree
Guy2: so what
Guy 3: I saw a mighty forehead bigger than a baseball field

by oofy pooofy September 10, 2019

Mighty-night

How to send off your mates with honour and glory before they drift off to la-la land. Ideally delivered in a near-offensively Mary Poppins cockney.

"Nighty-night."
"The fuck?! I don't get a 'mighty-night'? Do I mean nothing to you?!"

by nwtraveler July 12, 2023

Mighty Ion

When somebody is extremly mighty and outgoing, they are labled as a mighty ion. Another attribute is doing miniscule things that happen to be extremly annoying.

Dude, I'm pretty sure Alex has progressed into a Mighty Ion

by The Mighty Ian June 15, 2010

Mighty Ra

The Mighty Ra is the person who created the universe and keeps it going. He is benevolent, kind and humble while still being incomprehensibly awesome.

Person 1: Oh crap, the universe is shaking!
Person 2: Mighty Ra must be angry!

Person 1: I'm so happy. I've never been this happy before!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Mighty Ra looked at me!!!
Person 2: I envy you.

by 16851 June 21, 2010

mighty weapon

Penis. Purple headed yoghurt slinger. Veiny love tree.

So proud was Jim of his mighty weapon that he got it out at every opportunity

by Jamie Douglas January 19, 2007