by Water_boy April 14, 2022
Get the Steve Jobsmug. A “Steve Job” is a sexual term mostly used to describe and incomplete sexual act. As if a prostitute were to “stop sucking you off right before you bust a nut” since you never get what you pay for with Apple products.
“I paid that dirty hooker $40 for a BJ and she gave me a Steve Job instead and ran off with my cash!”
by FatBoyJournals January 14, 2022
Get the Steve Jobmug. A business leader who pretends to be a thought provoker (innovator) only to secretly align themselves willing patsy (proxy) of an larger agenda that benefits them directly or the groups they’re aligned with for the sole purpose of control and/or greed.
They fear exposure and pivot to join the bandwagon successful business leaders who take calculated risk without worry of corporate judgment or backlash.
They fear exposure and pivot to join the bandwagon successful business leaders who take calculated risk without worry of corporate judgment or backlash.
Did you hear about Steve Jobs-less over at Company X that required all workers to come back to the office during Covid? Regardless of the fact the company made record profits and higher productivity, all because the President said we should.
As a result, they loss all of their experience workers to other competitors moving away from they old business model and then they suddenly walked back their policy due to revenue loss. They knew they never needed their workers to be the office in the first place, especially with the type of work they do. It’s ridiculous.
As a result, they loss all of their experience workers to other competitors moving away from they old business model and then they suddenly walked back their policy due to revenue loss. They knew they never needed their workers to be the office in the first place, especially with the type of work they do. It’s ridiculous.
by LBtheG May 8, 2022
Get the Steve Jobs-lessmug. A genius and revolutionary man of our time he invented the Macintosh one of the first ever home computer’s he was then kicked out of Apple until they rehired him from that point on he is innovated some more macs in 2001 he invented a revolutionary mp3 player named iPod changing the music industry forever and then in 2007 he introduced th iPhone the world’s first touch screen smartphone I mean who could even imagine needing that Steve Jobs that’s who this is a perfectly conveys his great mind in 2009 he introduced the iPad which was a touchscreen netbook but actually good see netbooks at the time we generally slow crap put out at the cheapest price possible
In 2011 he sadly lost a long battle with pancreatic cancer we as a planet owe an awful lot to the Genius Steve Jobs
#Imisssteve #iSad
In 2011 he sadly lost a long battle with pancreatic cancer we as a planet owe an awful lot to the Genius Steve Jobs
#Imisssteve #iSad
by Imisssteve September 20, 2020
Get the Steve Jobsmug. A Steve Job involves the specific act of inserting your sexual partner's iPhone into their anus, while sexting them repeatedly with their phone set to vibrate.
by anonymous January 1, 2017
Get the Steve Jobmug. A dead body lying in Apple Park who is already dead in 2011 lol bruhhhhhh and invited a fucking small iPhone 4s and ugly iPhone 3gs and shity big iPad just like a shity big iPhone
and Steve Jobs created many fucking stubid apple fans as they are brainless and buying fucking overpriced stuffs
and Steve Jobs created many fucking stubid apple fans as they are brainless and buying fucking overpriced stuffs
Guy A: look, he just like one of the Steve Jobs fans
Guy B: pqlmn I love apple iPhone Android is shit rjvbzx
Guy B: pqlmn I love apple iPhone Android is shit rjvbzx
by PolyMoster February 7, 2022
Get the Steve Jobsmug. Steve Jobs are sexual acts involving mobile electronics; more specifically, those with the capacity to vibrate while fitting properly inside orifices considered viable for sexual pleasure.
by Aaronymous Bosch January 1, 2017
Get the Steve Jobsmug.