Sandman
A mythical creature, about 6'2 in height with long grey hair and whiskers. Resembles an ugly yeti or sasquatch.
The Sandman lives in the sand dunes near Blackpool. He preys upon males who live and work in the local area, and uses cider to lure them back to his seaweed lair for a strum on his 'guitar'. If the cider trap is unsuccessful The Sandman will just suck off or bum the unsuspecting young men on the sand dunes then slope off on his merry way!
A mythical creature, about 6'2 in height with long grey hair and whiskers. Resembles an ugly yeti or sasquatch.
The Sandman lives in the sand dunes near Blackpool. He preys upon males who live and work in the local area, and uses cider to lure them back to his seaweed lair for a strum on his 'guitar'. If the cider trap is unsuccessful The Sandman will just suck off or bum the unsuspecting young men on the sand dunes then slope off on his merry way!
Sandman:- Hello young man, would you like to come back to the seaweed lair to drink cider and play on my twanger?
Young Man:- No thanks, Sandman, i am just walking my dog in the Sand Dunes.
Sandman:- Ok young man, that is not a problem, i will just bum you here. It is dark, secluded and nobody else is around!
Young Man:- No thanks, Sandman, i am just walking my dog in the Sand Dunes.
Sandman:- Ok young man, that is not a problem, i will just bum you here. It is dark, secluded and nobody else is around!
by Sprogglebump December 13, 2010
Get the Sandmanmug. A game where you take sleeping medication then try to masturbate to completion before you fall asleep.
Bro, wake up. Why you sleepin in the living room with your dick out watching porn? Was you playing the Sandman Game again?
Sorry. Looks like the Sandman got me.
Sorry. Looks like the Sandman got me.
by JJ Mccloud January 9, 2020
Get the Sandman Gamemug. When a band's most successful song (usually not they're best) becomes they're only known song among non fans.
Joe: "Hey what's your favorite Metallica song?"
Alex: "Oh you know Enter Sandman."
Joe: " Really? I think Fade to Black or Master of Puppents is better."
Alex: "I've never heard those ones."
Joe: "The Enter Sandman Effect." *sigh*
Alex: "Oh you know Enter Sandman."
Joe: " Really? I think Fade to Black or Master of Puppents is better."
Alex: "I've never heard those ones."
Joe: "The Enter Sandman Effect." *sigh*
by Will Lange February 20, 2015
Get the The Enter Sandman Effectmug. Enter Sandman is a song by the American Thrash Metal band "Metallica" released in 1991 . It is the first song form the 5th album called by the community "The Black Album" but the real name is the band's name. The single reached number 16 on the US Billboard Hot 100, and was released 2 weeks as a single before the album came out. The song lasts for 5 minutes and 32 seconds. The community is split on this song, some say its overrated and overplayed. Others say it's a masterpiece and there is no in-between. This is by far the most recognizable song from Metallica.
by ThePearl234 July 20, 2022
Get the Enter Sandmanmug. by mynameisjustice October 30, 2023
Get the The Mr. Sandmanmug. Candys lied awake in her gammy's bed that night hopping to see if the Sandman existed. When a figure walked past, she totally sandmanned it thinking she was catching the Sandman himself. Turns out, she ended up sandmanning her own grandmother.
by The Moneymaker December 26, 2011
Get the Sandmanningmug. When a media outlet intentionally gaffes to make an untrue statement and dodge prosecution for libel.
CBS News reported on 11/11/2021 "Kyle Rittenhouse testified in his murder trial yesterday, breaking down in tears as he told the jury he murdered two men at a Black Lives Matter protest last year in self-defense."
CBS just Sandmanned themselves on Twitter.
CBS just Sandmanned themselves on Twitter.
by SailbadTheSinner November 11, 2021
Get the Sandmannedmug.