The Mighty Juan

While the female is giving the male a blowjob, just as he is starting to cum she reaches up and pulls the hair on his butthole.

Hey babe, can I give you a blowjob? I wanna see if you're The Mighty Juan.

by revengeiskey November 14, 2015

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Mighty Forehead

Guy1: I was at dollar tree
Guy2: so what
Guy 3: I saw a mighty forehead bigger than a baseball field

by oofy pooofy September 10, 2019

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When a man shoves his sack of two acorns into a squirrels mouth and lets the squirrel nibble on those mighty acorns

Dude dominic bennett gave that squirrel a mighty acorn, hes such a nub.

by Realniqqa December 11, 2013

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When someone's luck is so bad that you can't find a better word to describe their inconvenience

John: Man I got imposter 5 times in a row and got caught venting on the first round every single time!
Paul: damn that's mighty unfortunate.

by ItzSpecies October 06, 2020

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How to send off your mates with honour and glory before they drift off to la-la land. Ideally delivered in a near-offensively Mary Poppins cockney.

"Nighty-night."
"The fuck?! I don't get a 'mighty-night'? Do I mean nothing to you?!"

by nwtraveler July 12, 2023

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So proud was Jim of his mighty weapon that he got it out at every opportunity

by Jamie Douglas January 19, 2007

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a person who is worthless beyond description

origin: architecture studio culture

The mighty bambo didn't show up until after lunch and then he fucked up the construction documents.

by cadmonkey June 25, 2004

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