A bag of smashed assholes

The epitome of discomfort, as if a boy's choir were caught in a prison orgy and the remains were conveniently portioned in bag form. Commonly used to describe the effects of a hangover.

That was one hell of a party last night, but this morning I feel like a bag of smashed assholes.

by Geekdragon February 13, 2008

a bag full of assholes

feeling really shitty or hungover

Elizabeth; "I feel worse than a bag full of assholes."

by ERB1983 December 6, 2010

a barrel full of smashed assholes

A general feeling after a night of heavy alcohol consumption.

I feel like a barrel of smashed assholes

by Angela Zarco August 24, 2005

a barrel full of smashed assholes

This is a piratical reference to booty or plunder. The gold and silver coins looted during raids were minted in the likeness of Kings, Queens, and other nobility and aristocracy. A derogatory reference to the nobility and its wealth, each coin representing the "asshole" who had his picture "smashed" onto the surface.

"Now bend an ear you scurvy dogs and listen close, there's a barrel full of smashed assholes on board yon vessel and we'll be taken all of it 'for nights end, whores and rum for months to come me boys."

by Aug February 16, 2007

Funny as a hat full of assholes

Hilarious behavior by one or more persons

They were as funny as a hat full of assholes.

by tomcat at avalon July 19, 2012

a can of smashed assholes

Used to describe a very homely individual.

"Damn, did you see that guy? He's as ugly as a can of smashed assholes!"

by CJ5GUY May 10, 2006

A bag of smashed assholes

A Satchel of compressed ani.

I stopped in for a spot of tea but the place smelled like a satchel of compressed ani. You know, high society crap. AKA. a bag of smashed assholes.

by offcenter April 20, 2007