friend with benefits zoned

A cuck who is in a relationship with someone who only uses them for sex. The only reason they are with them still is because of the delusion that the person using them actually cares for them.

Josh thought Linda loved him but in reality she friend with benefits zoned him.

by Lumlotus June 9, 2018

Friend Zoned

A phrase that men use (often out of self pity) in an attempt to explain why a girl turned them down. The reality, however, is that he is simply not the girl's type & she is too nice to say so.

Girl: "_______ thinks he got friend zoned. He doesn't get it.'

by Sure, why not? June 4, 2012

zoined

another term for excited

delaney doesnt seem very zoined...
christine is way to zoined for tonight

by Delstine Portiz September 6, 2010

fuck buddy zoned

When a guy or girl only wants you for sex and not a relationship. Similar to fuckzoned. Usually is accompanied by some bullshit reason of having got of out a relationship, wants to keep things light, had a bad break up in third grade, is super busy, etc. Opposite of friend zoned because his person doesn't care about your feelings.

Gf #1: Are you still talking to Sam?
Gf#2: Nah, he strung me along but in the end just fuck buddy zoned me.

by Sensitive Sally June 1, 2018

acquaintance zoned

Similar to being friend zoned, only far worse.

While being friend zoned can sometimes produce a friend, being acquaintance zoned produces nothing.

Josh: So how did asking out Sarah go?

Larry: Not well at all. No interest.

Josh: Friend zoned?

Larry: Worse. Acquaintance zoned.

by ratdude747 February 10, 2013

friend-zoned

the act of disabling the ability to have a relationship with the person you're "talking to" by discussing past relationship with them.

girl on phone: I've had like 30 relationships, the last one was so dreamy...I wonder where he is now?

guy on the other end: fuck this shit, I've been friend-zoned.

by monniemonniemonnie September 7, 2011

wife-zoned

In marriage, when a man refuses to engage with his wife in the same depraved sexual acts that they did early in the relationship. This is usually because he needs to think of her as a "respectable lady" and one does not do those sorts of things with someone you will bring home to that parents, or with the person who will be the mother of your children.

Wives whose husbands refuse to do anything but the most chaste (and infrequent) sex possible are said to have been "wife-zoned"

woman #1 "i just don't understand why my husband doesn't want to eat my pussy any more. He used to do it so much when we first met."

Woman #2: "honey, it means you've been wife-zoned"

by mpwd August 24, 2012