A young man with a dick shaped head. Zack also enjoys the company of men, especially black. This man also has one of the smallest dicks possible.
by TheCatCaller911 August 26, 2018
Zack: A piece of shit.
by JackTheBiotic August 28, 2014
1 Retard, Mumbler; One who mumbles and speaks softly so that no one can understand a word said. See Gay. Also see Scanner. 2 One who enjoys making a fool of himself, esp in front of many others and beautiful girls. See Chess. 3 One who thinks he is tougher than others and often makes "witty" comebacks that don't make any sense. See Queer. 4 One who often runs away, esp when upset or angry. See Childish.
Zack's Common vocabulary:
"soiewejfd lksnflskjuoiruewkfdkdjfdkjs....okay?"
"dflkjf sflkjdfoiekfd dfo;siulkfjd dfiuef!!!! Canyoubelievethat??"
"Just be happy you're still breathing."
"He said that?..Well...you tell him........... ......................... yeah....tell him....well, i dont know.....just think of something good okay?"
"soiewejfd lksnflskjuoiruewkfdkdjfdkjs....okay?"
"dflkjf sflkjdfoiekfd dfo;siulkfjd dfiuef!!!! Canyoubelievethat??"
"Just be happy you're still breathing."
"He said that?..Well...you tell him........... ......................... yeah....tell him....well, i dont know.....just think of something good okay?"
by ilove2mumble October 25, 2006
Girl 1: I hear you slept with Zack last night?
Girl 2: Eww I bet you are disgusting now.
Girl 3: No all the alcohol we consumed nullified his grossness
Girl 2: Eww I bet you are disgusting now.
Girl 3: No all the alcohol we consumed nullified his grossness
by #imalwaysright November 02, 2011
Zack is a guy with brown quiffed hair, and bluish eyes. he is the size of a giant with a small willy. he has a floppy belly and is shit in bed
by Zacks amazing girl- friend August 24, 2013
Zack is gay
by 69 is the best March 24, 2019
Zack is one of your weirdest but funniest friends. He may come off as a bit of a wimp and that, for the most part, is true but he has a heart of a tiger and will never give up unless he has to. He usually has a hot sister(says, his friends). He has a very perverted mind that's is a bit mature for his age. He is gay and he doesn't care what you think because he's proud of himself. He is super horny and loves to get down with guys. He thinks he is smart but is usually dumb as a rock. He usually changes his grade because they are that bad. His parents don't care about him.
All in all a good guy who can be a dickhead
All in all a good guy who can be a dickhead
Chick: Is that wimp over there a zack? He's really cute.
Boy: Yeah he's gay but don't give up on having him.
Boy: Yeah he's gay but don't give up on having him.
by thatgoodguys June 11, 2020