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Alex Zhang

Mister mysterious. Owns 3 cats. Of which there is one orange cat who often is found stuck in nearby trees. Part of the sigma six and the savage seven, often affiliated with the nigga nine. Absolutely savage and all his cats are scared shitless of his presence. Absolutely.
Person 1: Hello
Alex Zhang: Baaaabababaaa
Person 1: Shut up please. Alex zhang.
Alex Zhang: Do not speak with such distaste in the presence of a nigga nine member.

Person 1: ..
by hardhitter1992 October 16, 2023
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Ren Zhang

Ren Zhang is a person who went missing, tragic isn’t it? They went to China for all of the summer AND FUCKING ABANDONED ME!!! Ren Zhang’s typically love Vivian Ellis’. It’s in their blood i guess?
“GOD DAMN DO YOU SEE THAT BEAUTIFULLY HANDSOME PERSON OVER THERE???”

“YEA ITS REN ZHANG”
by funnyFatFurry June 10, 2024
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Roland Zhang

ultimate ohio sigma gyat skibidi toilet pre workout protein powder preworkout bench press leg skipping rizzler, notably saced his GPA in 9th grade for a white girl.
Holy shit thats Roland Zhang! I heard he has INSANE RIZZ.
by autismwarrior64 September 29, 2023
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Zhang Jiayuan

So true. Cutest, funniest, sexiest most adorable, chaotic, beautiful, amazing, spectacular. I could look at him all day. That cute face of his. A crackhead. Everyone loves him.
Zhang Jiayuan is soooooo cute omg Im dying dhdjsj🆘
by dontcallmebymyname June 9, 2021
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Sam Zhang

Sam stands for Super At Masterbation and he is gay and loves to strip with boys. He is super fat with a 1 cm dick and and has no friends and is boosted at a game called Clash Royale
by Head @$$ April 28, 2017
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Zhang

The most sweetest thing to ever exist, even tho they can come off as cold or careless I can promise you they are a whole bunch of sweets. He loves comforting people, and also people that takes jokes, and has the same vibe as him. He has very nice fashion sense and an amazing personality, one thing I love about him is his smile it’s my everything it’s the light to my day. I love him so much, and if you don’t i don’t know what’s with you. <3
Zhang: I know I’m cute.
by Xjdjd April 14, 2021
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Gideon Zhang

Massive Zygos
person: wow look at that mogger right there
person: yea he is truly a gideon zhang
by Eric Yu October 14, 2025
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