by danisoccergirl9 November 05, 2007
A phrase used when you don't know or want to answer a question, to be a complete asshole, to try to be funny when you're really not, or just feel like using it. Sometimes people in the background add the "OHHHHH" sound effect as well, depending on the situation.
by Viagra Bread May 23, 2008
Your mom, according to experts of psychiatry; is the fattest, ugliest, hottest, dumbest, most sexually active person in the history of the world.
Also a great conversation ender.
Also a great conversation ender.
Ex 1:
Person 1: Hey dude, what did you do yesterday?
Person 2: Your mom.
Ex 2:
Person 1: So, Frank Macfarlane Burnet was an Australian virologist best known for his contributions to immunology. He conducted pioneering research on bacteri-
Person 2: Your mom.
Person 1:....
Person 1: Hey dude, what did you do yesterday?
Person 2: Your mom.
Ex 2:
Person 1: So, Frank Macfarlane Burnet was an Australian virologist best known for his contributions to immunology. He conducted pioneering research on bacteri-
Person 2: Your mom.
Person 1:....
by YER FATHA January 06, 2009
When someone says to you, "you mom" they are refering to your mother in a negative manner. For instance, if you call someone a shitface cockmaster. They might reply, "you mom."
by § July 19, 2004
by Your mama, obviously. September 18, 2004
1. The woman who gave birth to you and/or raised you.
2. An all-purpose insult, used to end a conversation, cover for the fact that you can't think of a witty comeback, or pwn somebody. When used in this sense, the implication is that your mom is sexually promiscuous, of below-average intelligence, grossly overweight, or any combination thereof. Does not necessarily have to make a lot of sense, e.g. 'Your mom goes to college!'
3. A ho.
2. An all-purpose insult, used to end a conversation, cover for the fact that you can't think of a witty comeback, or pwn somebody. When used in this sense, the implication is that your mom is sexually promiscuous, of below-average intelligence, grossly overweight, or any combination thereof. Does not necessarily have to make a lot of sense, e.g. 'Your mom goes to college!'
3. A ho.
Dick: '...therefore, your argument can be proven irrefutably incorrect.'
Jane: 'Your mom!'
Jane: 'Ew, this pizza tastes weird.'
Dick: 'Your mom tastes weird.'
Dick: 'Where's the remote control?'
Jane: 'I left it in your mom.'
Stephen Hawking: 'The whole history of science has been the gradual realization that events do not happen in an arbitrary manner, but that they reflect a certain underlying order.'
Dick and Jane: 'Your mom doesn't happen in an arbitrary manner!'
Jane: 'Your mom!'
Jane: 'Ew, this pizza tastes weird.'
Dick: 'Your mom tastes weird.'
Dick: 'Where's the remote control?'
Jane: 'I left it in your mom.'
Stephen Hawking: 'The whole history of science has been the gradual realization that events do not happen in an arbitrary manner, but that they reflect a certain underlying order.'
Dick and Jane: 'Your mom doesn't happen in an arbitrary manner!'
by Something_Vague June 17, 2007
by mastamike January 09, 2004