1. Another way of saying you got to be kidding me.
2. A way to show that you are angry while something bad just happened to you.
3. A way to say that you are amazed by something and you don't believe it.
2. A way to show that you are angry while something bad just happened to you.
3. A way to say that you are amazed by something and you don't believe it.
1. Austin: Tophs cock is several miles long (flassid)
Jeremy: you got to be shitting me!
2. Skyler: put on your seat belt
Walt Jr. : you got to be shitting me!
Another version of the phrase;
'You got to be dicking me!'
Jeremy: you got to be shitting me!
2. Skyler: put on your seat belt
Walt Jr. : you got to be shitting me!
Another version of the phrase;
'You got to be dicking me!'
by DUWBAT October 28, 2013
by AwesomeTed123 May 14, 2015
A phrase used by white trash females usually with two-tone hair(skunks)who think they are "all that", but are acually pathetic import driving losers. It is ironically used to show their dominance of other females when in fact they couldn't dominate a dog turd in either looks or intelligence.
by The big BK January 11, 2009
1.An expression you use to tell a person to stop bragging who claims victory before a brawl,race,match,competiion or any other event that has yet to happen.
A)
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.
Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!
Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.
B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?
BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!
Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!
Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.
Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!
Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.
B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?
BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!
Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!
Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!
by BeHa January 31, 2011
The fact you think the government faked the moon landing proves you don't know shit from your asshole.
by djstickyfing3rz April 03, 2015
A phrase Norman "Nick" uses when he feels like he is being plotted against or purposefully exposed. When he uses this phrase it means that he's genuinely done with your bullshit and getting annoyed. He usually uses this phrase whenever Henry is doing some annoying ass shit to get on his nerves. If this phrase is dropped on you, you better quit agitating the nigga because you don't want to face the wrath of the uncaged lion.
Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you said that the girl over there is pretty cute, you want me to set you up?
Norman "Nick": Dude you always do this shit, stfu. Leave me the fuck alone and stay out of my shit.
Norman "Nick": Dude you always do this shit, stfu. Leave me the fuck alone and stay out of my shit.
by TurnM3Up July 28, 2020
dude whats an electric car
man you dont know jack shit you are too stupid to know what an electric car is unless you get ran over by one
man you dont know jack shit you are too stupid to know what an electric car is unless you get ran over by one
by littlejimmie January 24, 2019