Would you like to take a survey

Asking someone if they would like to take a survey, then kicking them in the nuts.

"Would you like to take a survey?"
"Sure"
(Kick in the nuts)

by canopy November 9, 2007

Why would you...huh?!

A statement made after someone has committed an act of such great stupidity and foolishness that the questioner is too gob-smacked to fully comprehend why someone would do such a thing. Akin to the terms wat, wut, and what, but used to infer complete and utter shock/anger.

(After Jim shot Tim's character in a video game for no apparent reason)

Tim: Why would you...huh?!

by papafrost December 21, 2010

Would You Rather

A game where the the players must choose between two difficult options, and explain their reasoning for why they chose their option.

Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no more games, or games, unlimited games, but no more games?

by JoshiePoo69420 November 26, 2021

would you like a cookie or a medal?

something you say to someone when you dont care but you were raped in the ear by someone that told you the stupid story in the first place

JJ: Hey Aaron i just got the new mega man game
Aaron: Good for you would you like a cookie or a medal?
JJ: A medal that is shaped like a cookie

by Aaron Frattle January 18, 2008

Would You Settle For Me Sausage?

A phrase used by Kano from Mortal Kombat 11 during opening sequences (Specifically with Skarlet and Sindel )before the fight starts

Kano: Wanna taste Australia's best blood sausage?

Skarlet: I rather have your blood, Kano.

Kano: Would you settle for me sausage?

by Crimson Sandwich September 15, 2023

Would you like some fries with that shake?

A blonde's first words after 4 years of collage!

Blonde: Would you like some fries with that shake?

by Gamemastertricks May 6, 2013

Who would you rather sit next to on a bus?

A game that consists of posing the question: "Who would you rather sit next to on a bus?" Then two options are provided, fictional characters, prominent figures, or acquaintances. The person(s) who the question then selects from the choices and then poses a new scenario. Different scenarios are possible but is usually that the bus ride is of medium duration of length, too long to go without acknowledging the other parties presence, but too short to create a meaningful bonding experience.

Who would you rather sit next to on a bus? . . .
Rep. Joe Wilson or the cast of the Jersey Shore?
Charlie Sheen or Emilio Estevez?
Oliver Cromwell or Andrew Jackson?

by public_transportation_fan January 9, 2010