connecticut crab waddler

to have sex while both people are doing a crab walk, both people look like 2 penguins waddleing while doing it

i took a girl home last night but i didnt get my work out in that day so i figured id give her the ole connecticut crab waddler, my friend came in and said we looked like 2 penguins

by k ziggy zaggy November 28, 2006

The Cum Waddle

When you have cum in your vag and you clench your legs to hold it in, while waddling to the bathroom.

Guy *cums in girl's vag*
Girl *cum waddles to bathroom*
Guy: "Why are you walking funny?"
Girl: "I'm doing the cum waddle cause I don't wanna leak cum on the floor!"

by GeoNips October 4, 2014

Waddleoffle

Used to Describe a word that can only be defined by the word itself.

"What is a connector? Something that connects to something, Total waddleoffle"

by Adam Metcalfe January 6, 2008

wuddleplumps

Big purple blotches on a woman's (or man's) breast. Mainly caused by ejaculations from a man on cocaine onto this area. May or may not cause herpes.

Bob: "Whoa, man, you got some big wuddleplumps!"

Joe: "Shit"

by Pleasure Man April 1, 2009

woudle

A wet cuddle

Come on babe lets woudle

by Automatic Prestige March 12, 2016

Hangdump Waddle

The waddle used in the exploration for toilet paper in which one must stop taking a dump and waddle to find toilet paper while the dookie is still hanging. Most the time done with the pants down and ass clinched.

In the middle of Austin's dump he noticed he was out of toilet paper forcing him to hangdump waddle to the next stall.

by SWEATY AND PAINFUL February 21, 2011

The Turkey Waddle

When a male unzips and pulls his scrotum skin aka turkey skin through the fly and walks around with it dangling like a turkey’s waddle. A non-taut, soft, dangly scrotum is required.

Note: Only scrotal skin is displayed. The testicles are never pulled outside the fly.

I walked around the grocery store with the turkey waddle.

I walked into my job interview with the turkey waddle. I was hired immediately.

by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018