Forbidden Fingering February

During the entire month of February women are forbidden to finger themselves. They are also not to climax even if they do not insert a finger. This includes vibrators, washing machines and simply rubbing the clitorous.

Girl 1: Ugh I’m so horny right now but I can’t even get a text back.

Girl 2: Just take care of it yourself, hell I even did it this morning. ;)

Girl 1: I can’t it’s Forbidden Fingering February and that includes you.

by Ramdom Guy November 18, 2018

Brazilian Wandering Spider

A spider commonly found in the Amazon rainforest that will give you a 4 hour long painful erection that will eventually kill you.

Brazilian Wandering spider was mentioned in this way on Gradeaundera's video called Phobias

by YoloMenace001 March 31, 2020

Fingering Party

A leisurely-social gathering whereby the consenting persons partake in the act of manual penetration for an extended period of time. Refreshments are typically served.

Danny: "Wanna have a fingering party in your basement tonight? I'll bring the lube."
Brad: "I don't know, I'll ask my mom."

by Max Vaysman January 10, 2012

cock fingering

Sticking a finger in the male urethra for sexual gratification.

I saw this video online of some chick cock fingering this guy. Ouch!

by ethersync February 11, 2007

fingering elmo

Fingering Elmo is an expression you use when your friends go after young girls or get with young girls.

I couldn't touch her mate, it would be like fingering elmo.

I can't believe you fingered elmo last night, she was never older than 16!

by derbydong June 19, 2009

mingering

Noun of minger (Someone who smells or looks unclean, or is generally unattractive.)

ie: to minger - mingering

by Fiachra Daly January 5, 2005

wandering

When not smashed, but baked to some extent you have the incredble urge to go wandering and steal candy from 7-11 for your munchdown and walk for a long discussing topics of our modern world.

ben: I snagged a couple creme eggs and a mars, you? *laughs*
mike: *snorts/giggles* a creme egg!

ben: haha egg!

mike: omands creek is only 3 miles away, let's make like hobos and go wandering there!

ben: yeah!! *snorts* hobos!

by Miklus April 26, 2006