windowlicker

a nickname for someone who is really ticking u off.

person 1: get roasted!

person 2: oh shut up windowlicker.

by nobody else here March 21, 2017

Windowlicker

This insult is used typically on people who make constant retarded decisions or say something retarded, but aren't actually retarded. The term comes from when kids on the short bus who are bored and start licking the window.

Collin: If pee is stored in the ball, women technically can't pee because they don't have balls.

Luke: You're a God Damn Windowlicker Collin, you know that?

by Windowlicker69420 May 7, 2018

Windowlicker

Military jargon. Refers to personnel assigned to look out a HMMWV window, scanning for threats.

Example: "Each HMMWV crew consists of a driver, a truck commander (TC), a turret gunner, and two windowlickers in the back."

by Bamboonga May 22, 2020

Windowlicker

1) amazing track by Aphex Twin
2) George W Bush

i cant believe that fucking windowlicker managed to swindle his way into office.

by woodpidgeon October 30, 2003

windowlicker

Way to describe any manner of retarded behavior

What kind of fucking window licker drinks dairy creamer?

by Fleur June 7, 2004

Windowlicker

Person that likes to lick the inside film/fog/steam off of car windows after someone just had sex in it.

Licking the back seat car windows is the closest you'll get to being with her you windowlicker.

Can you taste the sex in here?

by Scratch n Dent March 20, 2011

Windowlicker

a wonderful way to describe my retarded co-worker.

JP sure is being a first class windowlicker today!!!

by brian May 13, 2003