windows vista

The best selling product that nobody ever wanted.

1:"Can I get my new PC without windows vista?"

2:"nope"

by _K. April 10, 2008

Windows movie maker

Most unstable piece of shit to ever be invented. Ever. If it weren't for it's EXTREMELY ANNOYING freezes which occur ever 1/3 of a second, then it would be a half decent program. But sadly, that is not the case.

Rob: So, how's the editing going?
Smith: Horrible. That piece of cockshit WMM joke of a program froze and ruined a whole FUCKLOAD of my work. It fills me with enough rage to disembowel thousands of people within the time-span of 4 minutes.

by DannyMcfuck September 5, 2005

Windows 10

Spyware that installs itself without the user's consent.

Windows 10: The latest virus plaguing Windows PCs is actually from Microsoft.

by The Little Carrot Who Could May 17, 2016

windows update

The way Microsoft finds out that your copy of Windows is pirated

"Windows Update" has determined that your installation key is not valid, and therefore setup cannot proceed. Contact your system administrator for more information.

by DaveK September 6, 2003

frosty window

A frosty window starts off with you doing a drunk chick from behind, while your buddy hides in the closet. Real quickly you and your friend switch places so that the girl doesn't notice, and you sneak outside to the window facing into the room. You then wipe away the frost on the window and wave and smile at the girl.

Yo, did you hear about Calvin pulling a frosty window on that chick? She was all like AH LAH LAH LAH LAH !

by Kenko May 15, 2006

Windows 11

If you're reading this, please switch to GNU/Linux before microsoft turns you into a microsoft zombie

News Report: Windows 11 turns another person into a zombie, eating the brains of those who don't exclusively use Microsoft products

by Lovethecreeper October 4, 2021

Kentucky Windage

Kentucky Windage is the practice of applying a horizontal adjustment of the point of aim for wind (windage) without the use of any physical or mechanical adjustments on the weapon.

The sharpshooter eyeballed the target and applied Kentucky windage.

by Thjothvitnir September 23, 2007