A deviant act that has most of the events of an eskimo trebuchet, but with a few shit twists. A windmill spread is where the man puts his dick between his legs and is being sucked off from behind, but then sharts all over the face of the blow-jobber. He then rubs his Peter all over their shart-ridden face, coating his cock in the slippery shit, before finally spreading flecks of squit into the air by willy-windmilling for the blow-jobber to catch in their gob.
"Jeremy made me a windmill spread last night after he got squits from that dodgy takeaway down the lower end of the High Street. I've got lockjaw now, but I'm still one lucky lady."
by Leper96 October 21, 2019
The Iowa Windmill is when a man and a women have anal intercourse until the women poops on the mans penis leading to the man slapping the women in the face multiple times with his shit dick in a windmill motion
Little Sammy- "Aunt Mary, why is your face covered in shit and all bruised up, and why are you walking like daddy when he got out of prison"
Aunt Mary- "Well sweetie, your favorite uncle and I just did The Iowa Windmill, you will know what that means when you are about 15 or 16"
Aunt Mary- "Well sweetie, your favorite uncle and I just did The Iowa Windmill, you will know what that means when you are about 15 or 16"
by AnalPlundering4Life420 August 04, 2014
A ferris-wheel full of dead people
by Lord Von Schlonger January 23, 2019
When a man is having sex with a woman and is about to cum, he does the helicopter with his dick while he is cumming.
by GHAC August 21, 2013
In circular motion, one participant spins in a sex swing (with the bottom cut out) and defecates on the other participants chest whom is lying on the floor below the swing.
Peter was so messed up last night he cut out a whole in his sex swing and gave Lucy a wet Polish Windmill.
by thadrizzle77 October 08, 2008
When a man ejaculates when the penis is not erect causing it to spin from the force of the ejaculation
by Krabby June 16, 2009
The act of withdrawl of the penis from the anus of your anal sex partner followed by circular twirling of the penis around the mouth of that person. In extreme cases this may form a fecal goatee.
I gave your little sister a Dutch Windmill NOT because I would like it, but because I knew YOU would hate it!
by 256berserker March 13, 2010