piper

noun: the male urethral meatus, the hole in the end of the penis.

My piper was burning after intercourse with that girl, I think I might have caught something.

by Beavs Piper March 27, 2009

piper

sexy girl that smokes pot gets high and fucks her crush

piper is hot

by fhvskhfdb June 13, 2018

Piper

Annoying person with a tendency toward radical mood-swings. Enjoys licking the dust off of dirty window blinds. Smells like mold.

Dude, if you ever see me with a piper, shoot me in the ear.

by Chopper'smom February 15, 2010

piper

One who has a significantly lower intelligence level than most. Common problems include inability to react or respond to clever jokes. See pea-brain

That was such a piper thing to do!
Only someone as piper as you wouldn't get it.
Don't be such a piper.

by misonimous March 29, 2009

Piper

female/gross/fat/ugly/rude. doesn't care about others. seeks unneeded attention all the time. drug head. inconsiderate. bipolar. two faced. not trustworthy or responsible. horrible friend. complete hoe-bag, skank/whore/slut; mother fucking cheater and pathological liar; stealer of boyfriends; total weirdo; soon-to-be prostitute (grade-a prostitute in training); Cock sucker of all kind; at least 99.2% chance of having STDs; willing to hook-up (or have sexual intercourse) with anything that walks... or crawls; terrible in bed. failure in life.

Ew. That girl is such a Piper. Dude, don't touch her or you will get major cooties.

by tabcapslockshift November 21, 2010

Piper

a jerkface who is conceded and rude. she isnt nice and she is never nice nor helpful. you cannot trust a Piper she will let you down. She isnt funny and loves to Be with Aundrea's but cant be one. Even though she wants 2 be.

Aundrea: hey I am having a bad day someone was very rude to me
Elizaberth: was it a Piper
Aundrea: ya!

by marcalene220 October 27, 2011

Piper

A ugly but strong girl who has a lot of guy friends but loves to hang with her girls, she most likely plays lacrosse and definitely plays basketball and is a legend at it, not only can she take a punch but she can also throw one!! She always stands up for herself and friends, if you mess with any of her friends she’ll mess you up and put you back in your place, she never lets anyone point in her face and tell her she’s not good enough (and usually her main ones names are Brianna and Nathan)

Kim:Who’s your best friend
Brianna: piper

Kim: damn your lucky

by Piperrr the great February 28, 2020