mayer mayes

best darn crip walker
and dante marvin fan

'omg is that mayer mayes?'

'yea she also is good at the renegade'

by mayer mayes fan January 21, 2023

michael mayer

Retarded peice of shot

Oh I feel like such a Michael Mayer

by DeathMachine005 April 05, 2018

von mayer

When a guy gets an ear piercing but accidentally gets it in the gay ear

Ethan: Did you see Luca got his ear pierced
James: He got a von Mayer it was in the gay ear

by ToxicPeePee December 24, 2023

noah mayer

A really nice person who loves others

Yo Preston ur nice jus like Noah mayer

by Noah pollock Mayer February 13, 2018

Paul Mayer

When a person is given so much wine, and an unknown quantity of any other number of substances so they are no longer able to make clear judgement decisions.

Raul handed Becky a big, black, bottle of wine, hoping desperately she would get Paul Mayer’d… never to remember what might happen.

by Third Leg Chuck July 22, 2022

John Mayer

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john mayer: dickhead who can’t date woman his age

by 19stooyoungtobemessedwith June 25, 2023

Chelsea mayers

Chelsea mayers is a lovely gal and has a fit brother with even fitter sideburns.

Jonathon: Omg there’s Chelsea mayers she’s so fit! I’m literally in love.

Jonathons friend: I thought you were gay?

Jonathon: not if she exists ;)

by Ur.mums.a.fitty.69 May 22, 2022