WIFTing

WIFTing is WhatsApp-Instagram-Facebook-Twitter stalking of someone on the aforementioned social media networks.

James decided not to go out with his friends because he was too busy WIFTing Angela.

Adam: Dude, I didn't sleep all night.
Sean: Why? You weren't WIFTing Cindy were you?
Adam: Yea man, all networks, i WIFTed her all night.

by xclaver March 30, 2013

wifeatarian

One who chooses to have their diet to be their wife. One who eats their wife.

I am a wifeatarian; therefore, I enjoy eating my wife.

by joey joy ful August 23, 2010

Emma Witaconis

emma witaconis is the greatest person of all time

person 1: have you ever met emma witaconis?
person 2: no i have not.
person 1:oh man you are missing out

by triscuitLover420 March 4, 2023

Wita

Short for Abuelita, mostly children who couldn’t pronounce it call grandparents wita/Wito

Hi wita has was your day?

by Hamburger helper July 16, 2020

Wiitard

Somebody who isn't proficient at playing Nintendo Wii games.

I beat Sally in straight sets on Wii Tennis last night. Man, she's a real Wiitard!

by Writemix April 8, 2010

Wintal

The perfect combination of being Wise, but slightly mental.

Tell you what mate, she's a cracker, a tad wintal like.

by words_worth_2k11 January 20, 2011

Wittarded

Someone who has absolutely no sense of humor. They don't understand jokes, even the simplest, and they certainly can tell a joke.

I took that chick to see the "Hangover" and she didn't laugh or even crack a smile. She is so wittarded!

by f2xtimes October 18, 2014