A variation of playing wiffle ball whereby each player must always hold a beer in hand at all times including pitching, fielding, batting, and running the bases. The name is attributable to baseball pitcher David Wells, known as a heavy drinker and who has admitted to pitching hung over. The only rule variation is that players may be penalized with an out for their team if they are caught with an empty beer in hand or spill their beer during the game.
We played David Wells Wiffle Ball instead of the normal version so we could get drunk and do something active at the same time!
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