Welcome Stranger

The welcome stranger is a less known form of "anal sex." It incorporates an erect penis stealthily slipping into ones anus without the recipient realising until it's too late. If the receiver does not wish to partake in covert affairs, the welcome stranger then becomes "rape" or more specifically, "anal rape." However, when the recipient does wish to take park in this odd activity, he or she yells "Welcome Stranger!" Or in French, where the position was invented, "Bienvenue!" This lets the initiator know that he may proceed without trouble.

"Well there's a move I never thought possible. The welcome stranger. I won't be able to sit down for days!"

"Arghhh! My dick!!! Never underestimate a butt plug!!!"

"Oooohh, that was stealthy. I haven't had any action for a while, mayswell take what I can get. Welcome Stranger! Welcome Stranger!"

by Gary the goat October 19, 2014

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welcome to hell bitch

A way to greet someone into your surroundings. To indirectly say fuck you all.

(Said very loud with your gut)

Welcome to hell bitch!

by Joe808 September 16, 2007

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Welcome to 1996

Something that's said when somebody says something that has been in the general knowledge for the past three zillion years.

A: Hey, George W. Bush is not that smart...!
B: No shit, fuckface. Welcome to 1996.

by PoopyPoo October 24, 2004

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Welcome to world

1- Getting pwned by anyone or anything in real life.

Scott: Man I cant believe that stacy went around and told everyone I had a small penis
Zach: Yeah man, Welcome to world.
Scott: STFU

by Anal-Lingus May 30, 2009

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Welcome device

A poor generic cheap device (often straight from china). They often boot with a screen saying 'welcome' and come with poor specs. Can be found on wish or aliexpress

Person 1: I got a new smartphone for only $50
Person 2: Yuck, is that a welcome device

by dankm3m3rzz August 17, 2021

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