Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.
Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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Chris: “Hey man, where’s your family? I haven’t seen them in like a year.”
Me: “Woo Weekend.”
Chris: “What?”
Me: “Woo Weekend.”
Chris: “What?”
by pickolas.cvge January 4, 2021
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In the words of Brown University: Annual series of student-run events and programs to celebrate the near completion of the academic year.
otherwise known as a hot mess where everyone is extremely high or drunk and are going crazy.
otherwise known as a hot mess where everyone is extremely high or drunk and are going crazy.
Q: Were you on Wriston Quad during Brown Spring Weekend?
A: Yeah, that place was a mess, but Dave Binder was awesome!
A: Yeah, that place was a mess, but Dave Binder was awesome!
by Brunonian December 21, 2010
Get the Brown Spring Weekend mug.A condition affecting the body's circadian clock, similar to jet lag, but instead stemming from altering one's sleep hours over a weekend of hard partying and drinking rather than from a long flight.
Franks: "Shit, I missed fluid dynamics again. Monday morning classes are so rough. It feels like it is 7 PM. What time is it?"
Jason: "It's only 8 in the morning."
Brad: "Fuck dude, that's a serious case of weekend lag. Drink some fluids and stop hitting the riverboat casino so hard in P-town."
Jason: "It's only 8 in the morning."
Brad: "Fuck dude, that's a serious case of weekend lag. Drink some fluids and stop hitting the riverboat casino so hard in P-town."
by Fitterer September 21, 2008
Get the weekend lag mug.Refers to the freeway shoulders where drivers are forced to leave their cars as they are being arrested for DUI. This mostly occurs on the weekend.
One may experience feeling similar to "The Walk of Shame" as they have a friend help them pick up their car later.
One may experience feeling similar to "The Walk of Shame" as they have a friend help them pick up their car later.
*Whup whup*
Joe: Oh shit! *hic* Defernitely gunna fail the breathalyzer... looks like weekend parking for me... :(
Joe: Oh shit! *hic* Defernitely gunna fail the breathalyzer... looks like weekend parking for me... :(
by kikic33 July 17, 2011
Get the Weekend Parking mug.Ryan: Did you see Haylee get kicked out of The Corner Friday night?
Jenna: Yeah, she was screaming out "I'm weekend Haylee".
Jenna: Yeah, she was screaming out "I'm weekend Haylee".
by Not Weekend Haylee November 14, 2011
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by RascalR May 30, 2008
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