wedge ass

someone who has 'something' wedged up their ass. and by 'something,' you know what i mean

players in the locker room: "Man, why is coach such a wedge ass?"

by SkipDawg November 29, 2016

wedge-off

A potato wedge making competition with the lads, lasses etc. (but mainly lads)

Loser sits on a potato dildo

Did you hear about the wedge-off the lads had last night? It was a closely contested battle!

by jackal_f33t July 5, 2023

Texas Wedge

1. When penetrating a sexual partner from behind, placing a 10 gallon hat over his or her face, and yelling “yeehaw!” or “Remember the Alamo!”
2. When a man wearing a cowboy hat “wedges” himself in between a couple making love and begins penetrating partner A from the couple from behind while partner B from the couple penetrates the “wedge”
3. A simple golf term when using a putter off of the green

1. I found my dad’s old cowboy hat cleaning the drawers under his bed, and I think I’m gonna try the Texas Wedge on my girlfriend tonight.

2. The girl I like already has a boyfriend, but I’m thinking of trying the Texas Wedge with them tonight.

3. The sand wedge has been shit today...time to go with the Texas wedge.

by 10 gallon Helga January 18, 2020

wedge whine

When your entire round of golf is miserable after you lose your sand wedge on the front 9.

Zack did a complete wedge whine on the links today.

by Shoot It One May 29, 2020

butt wedge

a insulting nickname given to someone caught pulling out a wedgie

Ryan got caught pulling out a wedgie and got called butt wedge for the rest of the year

by shamefulwizard March 4, 2022

pitching wedge

Someone who looks good from far away. Looks good from a hundred yards out.

Dude, I saw her the other day. You don't know. She's a pitching wedge.

by Drew May 14, 2004

wedge rat

A person who rarely bathes and hangs out in The Wedge on Friday nights. Other than that, they can usually be found in the octawedge in the campus center.

I can smell that wedge rat from across the room!

by Howard Assmunch February 6, 2005