Alabama Weather Forecast

What Donald Trump predicts for the weather of Alabama. He knows better than the weather man!

The National Weather Service says no hurricane but the Alabama Weather Forecast says hurricane -- so we better prepare for a Hurricane!

by HoaglandTony September 10, 2019

I'll give you the weather

To kick some one in the balls

You want to know the weather, bitch? I'll GIVE you the weather!

I'll give YOU the weather!

by The Weather Mann August 3, 2007

British weather

(adj.) bad unless you're used to it, in which case you like it.

170 of rainy bliss per year, marred by 52 days of summer sun. Oh well.


Fun fact: Despite having the lowest number of useable days in Europe, Britain has more convertable cars (by percentage) than any other european country.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

Weatherford Texas

A place where you go to live. And end up never leaving. Full of truck sluts, diesel douches, mommy and daddys wallets and a bunch of meth addicts.

The birth place of the clap apocalypse 2015. The only place you can get black smoked, beat up by a 28 year old twice your size at a highschool party then get your dicked sucked by a random girl.

Weatherford Texas? ohh, you mean piece of shit?

by Daddycummy69 August 26, 2016

hows the weather up there

A dick thing you say to a tall person to piss them off.

Person 1 "Hows the weather up there?"
Person 2 "Fuck you."

by Jackalfu March 20, 2017

cuddling weather

When it's cold or rainy outside, it's perfect weather for getting under a blanket with someone and snuggling up! Put sweatpants and a big jacket on and get cozy! Don't forget your fuzzy slippers and hot chocolate!

Allison: "Ugh, it's too wet and gross outside. I wish the rain would stop."
Bailey: "No, it's perfect cuddling weather! Let's call the boys and go to Starbucks or watch a movie!"
Allison: Cuddling weather's pretty great!

by Haybales December 5, 2013

cardie weather

chilly, not-yet-full-winter, and not snowy weather which deserves an ample cardigan to keep warm. if it were colder, you'd have a puffa jacket on top on the cardie.

uh oh! it's cardie weather, kids. button up! and don't forget your mittens!

by Mariah Cary's Layered Syrup on my Nan November 4, 2006