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Well Fuck My Ass

Usually a term for exasperation, interchangeable for Fuck me in the ass, I hate my life, or fuck everything.
Guy on headset: "I'm about to get 40 to 1 kills!"
*Guy gets shot*
Guy on headset: "Well fuck my ass!"
by WellFuckMyAss May 21, 2017
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Well off

A general sort of synonym for "rich," similar in use to "well-to-do." It's often a term used by those who are accused of being rich, but don't much like the snobbery inherently implied with that term. In such a scenario, it's more supposed to mean something along the lines of, "having enough money that I don't need to worry about my accounts, but not having so much money that I can buy solid gold houses and carved diamond wristwatches every other Tuesday."
"I'm not really rich," said William as he paid for everyone's movie tickets, "I'm just well-off."
by Fat People In Leather March 27, 2005
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Well, excuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess

What you say when any girl gets pissed off at you. It's an awesome catch-phrase, too. It's pretty much all purpose: you can say it at any time to any girl, and each reaction is different: but funny. Started by some elf named Link who for some reason could talk. Weird.
Girl: Hey, watch it you perv!
Guy: Well, excuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess!
by Zimdohicky April 11, 2010
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well wear

Hiberno-Emglish phrase, from "bain maith as" or "wear it well". Usually said to someone who has just bought a new garment, car or other large purchase.
Nice Coat, buiog, well wear!
by kidcojonez December 16, 2007
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Well I'll Be Damned

To express surprise or shock. Mostly used in the southern United States.
Guy 1: Come here dude. You gotta look at these tits. They're huge.
Guy 2: Well I'll be damned!
by Evil_Jesus February 26, 2009
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well, shitter me green and call me nancy!

In any situation, this term is to be used as a general expression of confusion, happiness, anger, fury, etc.
Simone: I fucked your mom.
Riley: Well, shitter me green and call me nancy!
by Nancy G. May 15, 2010
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well fuck me running

by UsualSuspect January 12, 2003
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