online warrior

A competitive video game player who predominantly plays a particular game online, despite that game having a competitive scene that exists more seriously in arcades or in-person.

"Look at that scrub trying to use risky tactics, what is he thinking coming to a tournament like this?"
"That shit only works in lag. He is nothing but an online warrior."

by Meteo2 August 22, 2012

water hungry

When one’s thirst for water becomes more of a priority than food itself.

“I went to Buffalo Wild Wings last night, but I was so damn WATER HUNGRY, that I just drank three glasses of water instead of order an appetizer.”

by LocalDreamer21 January 29, 2018

warren woods tower

a school full of thots. where your bestfriend will take your boyfriend and act like nothing ever happened. can’t trust nobody at that school. the boys are cute tho. people are dumb & smoke weed in the bathrooms, but that school is dumb and rarely catches anybody. the football team is really good! and the cheerleaders suck! and a lot of females at that school smell like they don’t wash up. welcome to tower!

boy- i fucked my girlfriends bestfriend
anybody- i bet she was from warren woods tower !

by abcdefchijklmnopqrstuvwxyz August 6, 2019

water under the bridge

If something belongs to the past and isn't important or troubling any more, it is water under the bridge.

-I can't believe I broke up with Jason, I miss him so much!
-Woman, it's been 2 months already, and he hasn't called you!
it's water under the bridge...

by diva1227 September 13, 2008

water sheep

a God.

person 1: what's your religion?

person 2: it's complicated
person 1: oh, I see you worship water sheep as well.

by watersheepsslave August 18, 2019

Water wheeled

Fanning your hands in a circle to scoop a waft of your fart towards your nose so as not to waste the olfactory deliciousness. Like a water wheel scoops water from the creek to mill flour.
She was oddly turned on after he gassed. then water wheeled the stank towards his nose.

She was oddly turned on after he gassed, then water wheeled the stank towards his nose.

by Rjb4cards April 15, 2021

Water manual

If your water in the pitcher is expired and no one in sight is wearing a purple shirt, swish counter clockwise if it's between 3-4 pm but, if it's a Monday, swish back and forth. If it's a holiday, it's back, forth, left, right. If it's a holiday and no more than 60 seconds to 6:00 pm, you go back to counter clockwise. (Remember, this is all before pouring into the glass.) While you are pouring it in, you swish the glass counter clockwise. When the pitcher is empty and your samsung phone is at 19%, you HAVE TO keep the pitcher off the table. Your options are… hold the pitcher, throw it across the room, or just simply keep it on a plate. THIS ALL DEPENDS ON THE PERCENTAGE OF THE MOON!!!
If it has not expired, you have to have a napkin over your arm and pour the water as slowly as possible!

May you pour me some mineral water?
Sure!... great its expired!!!!! :( let me read the water manual..

by You8,9,10,11 June 8, 2021