The Walrus

Paul McCartney is this.

The Walrus was Paul

by Hompsar March 10, 2004

Walrus Muzzle

A woman so fat and grotesque that her gelatinous sacks of tit flubber create a cleavage "death valley" of sorts, extending lower than thought possible before the advent of the phrase "super size me". Simultaneously, twin travesties of repugnant flesh create an unholy "camel toe" or "mooseknuckle" or "holy fucking shit stab my eyes out immediately" extending unnaturally far north and actually coming in contact with the aforementioned "death valley". This creates the nightmarish trench of fear and loathsome disgust known as a "Walrus Muzzle".

Jesse: Hey Ryan, check out the walrus muzzle on her. (Motions with eyebrows to nearby woman that looks like an upright Jabba the Hutt in tights.)
Ryan: HOLY FUCKING HELL THAT IS DISGUSTING AND... (stabs own eyes)
Jesse: ... (stabs own eyes)

by The ACC Carpentry Class 2009 January 28, 2009

Steal An Attack Walrus

To do something in a way that (though it may not be at all necessary) is incredibly awesome.

To choose what is awesome over what is 'right'.

1) Dude 1: "hey man you want an apple or an orange?"
Dude 2: *Eats own head*
Dude 1: "OMG, you just totally stole an attack walrus"

2) Dude 1: "My GF just dumped me I'm going to set off a tonne of nuclear warheads whilst sitting in a bunker ontop of them and blast myself out of the atmosphere"
Dude 2: "Hey man, don't steal an attack walrus"

by Ambition The Walrus Tamer August 22, 2009

walrus punch

Ok.... Similar to donkey punch, but works a little differently:

(wôlrs, wl- pnch)
tr.v. walrus punched, walrus punch·ing, walrus punch·es

A sharp blow of the fist administered by a man to a woman's stomach immediately after getting his cock sucked off after she tastes his man juice, forcing the cum out the womans nostrils, giving her the appearance of adorning walrus tusks.

"Ok dude, I know she don't look that pretty in tha face, but she's real prissy n' preppy, and this freshmen is just a little too innocent and full'u herself... But she's all ova'ya, so play it smooth for the rest'a the evening, and when she's ready to do the wild thang with ya, suprise her halfway through, and give her what she *really* needs, a good hard walrus punch!"

by Walrus Punchaholic March 24, 2004

Walrusing

When performing oral sex on two penises at the same time, so it looks similar to when placing chopsticks in the mouth to emulate the appearance of a walrus.

I thought it would be weird when Sue started Walrusing Ben and me. It wasn't.

by Captain Hotpants March 3, 2015

Money Talks, Bullshit Walks

When business needs to get done, talk all you want, but cash money is what makes things happen.

Need to get some girls up to your room at the hotel, the door"man" will c-block you and all your bullshit. A 20 spot will make both of your nights more enjoyable.

Money Talks, Bullshit Walks, pay the price, or walk it twice.

by Rob!! January 8, 2010

WalrusFace

A non-linear, non-command line, non-computer based interface is perfect for datasets where n > 50 billion.

Oh hey! Did you use R to run that regression?

No, no...I used WalrusFace.

by gradhell October 30, 2013