by Paul Phinebaum August 12, 2021
Get the WAF (Weaponized Ass Fucker)mug. 
We Aint Fuckin’, We Aint Talkin. The great equalizer for today’s dating world. Weeding out the attention-thirsty, dopamine-deprived, and frankly worthless people who just want to message you to fill the empty void in their hollow life.
“Bro Sheila was trying to play me. She said she just wanted to talk instead of linking. We’ve been texting for 3 months. I had to skirt and hit that WAF-WAT on her.”
by Huncho kdubbie July 13, 2021
Get the WAF-WATmug. “Waf” is another word for dog. Commonly known as the abbreviated version of “woof”, which is the sound dogs name. Therefore a dog is a waf.
Person 1: “Hey, your waf is adorable!”
Person 2: “Thanks!”
Person 1: “What breed is he?”
Person 2: “A Border Collie!”
Person 2: “Thanks!”
Person 1: “What breed is he?”
Person 2: “A Border Collie!”
by Valspark Blue July 23, 2018
Get the wafmug.