how would I care

The proper response when someone asks you a question you neither know the answer to nor care about.

37-year-old girlfriend of 6 years: “No seriously, where do you think this relationship is going?”
Me: “Ugh. How would I care?”

by Dolanski May 5, 2018

i would never dance for a man

what every single Tik Tok person says, like dang

tik tok person:i would never dance for a man,but him!

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'starts dancing like a garbage'

by ok i pull up June 12, 2022

If I was the president that just wanted to do anything... I would just leave him there.

OK, so, you going to bring him back then. You're not the president that just does whatever, therefore, you're not going to just leave him there. I mean, AFTER you make those fucking tech retards pay me but yeah. That is what the words you said meant just there.

Trump "If I was the president that just wanted to do anything... I would just leave him there."

Hym "Ok... You see how you're trying to just leave him there, right? Like, you're claiming you're not the guy and then you are doing the thing that is commensurate with being the guy... So, bring him back. Pay me first AND NOT UNTIL but... There you go! You said you'd do the thing."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025

Citing me for things I would never agree with

Just like you're doing to Nietzsche, Jordan. This isn't a reaction from you. It's your entire schtick. And now that thought kids are dead what do you have to say for yourself? NOTHING. How many children need to die for you to succeed in life and in hiding your own shame. I won't let the pathetic dregs you've supposedly saved shield you forever.

Hym "Now you are citing me for things I would never agree with. And for what? To steal my success from me to make a retard molester not wrong to molest a retard? So breeders can pretend they aren't the scum of the earth? It sure as hell isn't to protect kids. They are already dead and their blood is on your hands. All so you can play golden prophet."

by Hym Iam March 19, 2025

I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES.

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Person 190: I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021