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weiner washer

Someone who washes weiners in their spare time usually at a hardee’s
guy 1: your a weiner washer matthew

guy 2: i know you cunt
by All Wrapped Up March 3, 2019
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Indian washer fluid

To defecate on the front windshield of your car, sit inside without wiping, then turn the wiper blades on the highest setting.
“I finally got those bugs off my windshield!”

“How’d you do it?”

“I used some Indian washer fluid.”

“Haven’t heard of it.”

“I’ve got some left over. I’ll clean your windshield!!”

*cleans windshield*

“Oh.”
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Duck Washer

A person specializing in the washing of ducks. This can occur in a variety of settings. They are most visible at oil and chemical spills, with soap, and ducks in hand.
“Katie, I heard you got the call to be Duck Washer downtown at the spill. Can I please come help?”
by royleelyor May 29, 2020
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pussy washer

a bidet !

heard stated on construction site by a "mentally challenged" individual !
i asked my plumber to install a pussy washer

a pussy washer is a BEAUTIFUL thing! , lesser 'deforestation' after 'birthing ' a big old FLOP! , and having to use half a roll of "terlit piper" to clean perhaps 75% of the I.A. (irritated asshole) producing 'waste'

just blew a messy "flop" ! , i'd better jump on the pussy washer !

here in , 'merca WE wouldn't be caught DEAD on a pussy washer!
by michael foolsley April 29, 2021
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bish washer

When your bish has an attitude or is otherwise acting dirty, you recommend (as a friend) to clean them in the bish washer.
My bish Kristie was acting like such a hoe light night — I’m gonna put her in the bish washer.
by BearTamer366 March 31, 2022
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Detroit Ball Washer

When a man puts his testicles in someone else's anus and proceeds to masturbate. The action resembles a golf ball washer.

If you attempt a Detroit Ball Washer please remember to insert your testicles in series not in parallel.
My balls are still sticky from that Detroit Ball Washer...
by thebeardedgreek August 6, 2017
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Jewish Pressure Washer

When you gently insert a narrow rod into your penis hole and leave it there for 3-4 days and when removed piss comes out of your dick at 90-137mph
Johnny tried the Jewish Pressure Washer and no longer has a penis
by NiggaManNigga November 30, 2019
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