Poor Wiping Syndrome

The awkward experience of having an itchy butthole due to poor wiping after an mammoth shit.

John - Ahh dude, I've got the itchiest butthole...

Martin - Poor Wiping Syndrome?

John - Totally...

(John waddles off)

by worriedsmiley.com June 16, 2011

nigger wamping

Rap music made by black rappers listened to with the base turned up ridiculously high.

I was outside when an old piece of shit Cutlass with 35" rims, full of ghetto thugs, rolled past and they had that nigger wamping shit blasting

by GhettoCruiser May 18, 2010

Fetty Wapping

When you just wake up in the morning, and you can only open one eye to check your phone or get up and look around to bear the brightness.

I woke up from a deep sleep and I went to use the restroom but I tripped over my shoes because I was Fetty Wapping and couldn't see.

by jenabal October 13, 2015

Wapping

Beating the pussy so bad she squirts so much u can drink it and not be thirsty

I was wapping yo girl so bad she wants to stay with me lol😂😂😂

by ass&titties December 12, 2015

waxing biscuits

Girl-on-girl hole grinding, where the legs are intertwined and participants are rubbing their ladyparts vigorously against each other.

Look at those chicks waxing biscuits. Looks like they're leg-wrestling.

by The Kerb November 22, 2006

Turtle Waxing

To feel a girls chest, outside of the shirt, replicating the motion of hand washing or waxing a car.

I saw my friend and his girl at the movies last night, and he was totally turtle waxing.

by Chimpski November 3, 2009

wiping of the ass

a funny but crude way of saying "no problem" or "business as usual".

"Hey you fixed that problem like no sweat!"

"Yep, all part of the wiping of the ass, my friend."

by Sascha Dinkelmann November 26, 2005