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volleyball beddie

kinda like a lax bro but for volleyball. super chill and gets only the athletic guys who appriciate the beddie girls and understand them. plays volleyball almost everyday if they rnt working out or improving their form..tournaments everyweekend and during the summer 6am workouts with the team and then they go play in jungle ball tournaments or play beach for fun and totally kick butt in beach. super cool and chill and love to just have fun and play volleyball!

attire-

socks-mizuno calf-high or nikes black or white

shoes- slides, nike shoes

shorts- wear spandex under everything, nike shorts,

sweatpants or just go spandex

shirt- volleyball tournament shirt or polo

other- have their lanyard aroung their necks (usually a mizuno, nike, or othr volleyball lanyard) costas, and have a great body :)
look at that total volleyball beddie

at volleyball tournaments its filled with beddies
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volleyball abortion 

(n) A volleyball game played by the Institute of Notre Dame against teams like Archbishop Spalding who rip out your souls on the court, call you fat, and spike balls into your eye sockets. A volleyball abortion is also characterized by it's amazing ability to shitstorm all over your teams morale.
"Gee, that game we played today sure was the worst volleyball abortion I've ever witnessed."

"That volleyball abortion left a crazy scar."
volleyball abortion by knel October 8, 2009

volleyball insights 

When somebody is uses the phrase “valuable insights” unironically to boost their perceived intelligence.
Adam: Thank you for your valuable insights in this space.

Jake: Ayo stfu about yo volleyball insights

volleyball raped

When one lunges for a volleyball in a pick up game with a group of kids and pulls his groin, emmitting a girlish squeal as he collapses to the ground in a post-groin-mordum wimper.
Josh, you totally just got volleyball raped in the cocktail weenie.

volleyball butt

When someone plays volleyball there butt tends to get bigger and thick. Reson being the person does a lot of squats serving the ball.
Guy “damn she thicc”

Feminism replays “you fat pig. All volleyball butt is big.

Volleyball Practice 

Code word for sucking several dicks.
Where were you?
Sorry, I was in Volleyball Practice.

volleyball thot 

A Bitch that plays volley ball and is a Thot, a volley ball thot is also very bad at sucking duck