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Vet Brain

A blockage or complete loss of cognitive function when talking with other Vet-Tards, family or in general followed by a daisy chain of fucks and laughter, only to remember what you were trying to say hours, days, even weeks later.

Vet Brain= Vet-Tard

Vet Brain, peer pressuring, other vets to participate in high risk behavior with no regard to the consequences such as breaking and entering into the company office and drinking the chain of commands alcohol.

Vet Brain When you're in a complete clusterfuck and are having a good time, such as being in the field for a week while it rains, Chinese field daying, telling your chain of command "Fuck Off, send me to Iraq or Afghanistan." Being shot or blown up smiling.

Vet Brain the incapacitation of ones cognitive functions resulting from IED blasts, living in the barracks for to long, hanging around with other Vet Tards, getting NJP'd, deploying to Iraq or Afghanistan more than once, being in the infantry for too long.
Vet Brain- Defined as Josh Sheets V 2/8 posing with a rock on hand and arm signal, smiling after being shot by a Taliban Sniper.

Dom talking and forgetting midway what he was talking about.

Being overtly homoerotic
by Josie2/8 June 7, 2021
mugGet the Vet Brainmug.

Vet

The meaning for vet in the street is krash/crash dummy
Igh den vet
by Yxng.kory March 11, 2021
mugGet the Vetmug.

facebook vet

Someone who in Facebook comments will scream about how much that cute little puppy or guinea pig is getting abused when in realty they're fine. They will criticize the pets diet, habitat, and interactions based on one video. Facebook vets love to jump to conclusions and cry animal abuse whenever possible.
Wow that facebook vet thinks they know SO much about animals and what is good and bad for them. They should totally judge the owner based on one video.
by t3chn0bab3 March 16, 2019
mugGet the facebook vetmug.

vet

An online presence that is way more popular than it should be
vet's instagram has many fans
by vetoul September 13, 2022
mugGet the vetmug.

vet - o - phile

any law enforcement who searches a military veterans crotch, improperly touching in the genital area, searching for cannabis. female leos fingering veterans vajinas searching for cannabis. these leos are equal to child molesters.
that corrupt leo , vet - o - phile P O S , rifled thru my junk thinking my dick was a bag of weed.
by green trump July 6, 2022
mugGet the vet - o - philemug.

vet rinse

When you take your furry friend to the vet and the dog pees all over the vet because the dog is nervous.
I took my dog to get a check-up, and he gave the poor veterinarian a vet rinse.
by sam_and_the_viking November 11, 2020
mugGet the vet rinsemug.
A place that is filled with dumb kids who need serious help. Has mostly really short kids that go there and maybe 1 tall person. The teachers suck and when your there it feels like hell. Most kids who go to this school goes nowhere is life.

There are lots of threats to this school because no one likes it there. The food sucks and and so does the bus drivers.
Tyler: Hey when was the last time you went to hell
Jackson: Oh do you mean Warwick Vets memorial middle school

Jordan: Whoever made school should die a slow painful death
Jackson: Yup
Tyler: I hate Vets
by :) dumbass (: January 28, 2022
mugGet the Warwick Vets memorial middle schoolmug.

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