Vaseline Vag

a bag of microwaved Vaseline shoved up your fanny to use as a cum blocker

My Vaseline vag is bare sticky man

by Hshshdhdhhdhd June 8, 2017

vaseline my wein

When you rub the ol willy with sum Vaseline.

I just Want to Vaseline my wein and give sum fuk!!!

by Not vexilitys May 30, 2018

Vaseliney

Adjective:

something that when Vaseline is used it can be used to describe it.

"my lips feel Vaseliney after putting Vaseline on them" Sammy said.

"we are now making that a word if emoji and yolo exist." Jayden responded.

by sammy&jaymermchild July 5, 2019

Vemelio

The feeling of loving and hating someone at the same time

I hate feeling vemelio

by voltcqe April 18, 2019

veneling

Bitching around like a small snobby princess. Generally the combination of bitch, princess and snob.

Stop veneling me, I'll do my task as soon as I am done with my meeting.

The boss is veneling this collegue just because he doesn't like him.

by god.of.fear January 11, 2021

Vaselineface

1. Noun :

A person, particularly a woman, who as an extremely oily face to the amount that the grease could fry up a batch of french fries, onion rings or even some bacon.

1. Dave: "Yo, what's wrong with that girl's face?"

Mark: " Oh, old Vaselineface over there?"

2. Greg: *Yells* "Yo, Vaselineface, throw some powder on that oil spill"

by StefAreBoss23 May 22, 2021

Vaseline

She is irinas love. someone who irina is in love with and doenst want to admit it.

Person 1: Omg do you have any Vaseline??
Me: Are we talking about petroleum jelly or the person irina is in love with??

by ittsmalaika June 3, 2021