venmo

A social media version of PayPal that broadcasts your private payments to the entire world.

Guy #1: Dude, wanna buy some drugs? You can give me papers or Venmo me.
Guy #2: Sure, I would Venmo you, but I don't want everyone else to see.
Guy #1: Then give me papers, please.

by Skate finder January 3, 2021

cock vendor

A really, really huge black dude who pimps out skinny white dudes. Cock vendors are usually named Aram or Jeeves and they always carry a machete. They are descendants of the great "Harry White," a prostitution visionary.

You can find cock vendors in most large cities hanging out on the corner pretending to be Rastafarians. Don't be fooled - the hair is fake.

Not to be confused with pimps.

Man, let's grab some grub and then go visit the cock vendor. He'll fix us right up.

by Pollup December 11, 2007

VenomWolffang

1. A synonym for awesome, sexy and dyslexic.
2. A popular cider.

- "The garden is looking very VenomWolffang today, dear!"
- "A VenomWolffang walks into a bra to go to a DNA (National Dyslexics Association) meeting..."
- "Yes, I'll have a pint of VenomWolffang and a packet of crisps, please."

by LameyT June 24, 2006

Venom Syndrome

Any time a popular character with a large fanbase is put in a film, but is not treated in a manner deserving of his/her status among fans. This is especially heinous when the character's appearence was one of the main hooks attracting people to see the film. So named after Venom's lackluster role in Spider-Man 3 despite his enourmous popularity and status as Spider-Man's greatest rival.

I thought the Cyborg Ninja would have played a bigger role in the Metal Gear Solid movie, but it looks like it was another case of Venom Syndrome.

by Gilgamesch June 5, 2007

Venom

One of Spider-Man's enemies. Venom's real name is Eddie Brock. He has teamed up with Spider-Man from time to time, and is displayed as a tragic hero much of the time, trying to save innocents but killing the criminals who have caused them harm. He is a large, black-suited creature with sharp teeth and a long tongue, large white eyes, and a white spider emblem on his chest and back.

The Venom in Spider-Man 3, who was purple and the same size as Spider-Man, was a pitiful fucking excuse for Venom.

by 000Venom October 17, 2008

Snake Venom

When a highschooler has no alcohol, so they steal a tiny amount of several different types of liquor and keep it in the same container; usually a water bottle.

“Yo this snake venom smells like fucking gasoline fam”

by 860boy October 30, 2017

venoms

Two off-centre piercings in the tongue. One on either side of the centre.

May be pierced in one or two sittings. They will often take a little longer to heal than having one piercing, due to the swelling of the tongue.

Problems sometimes associated with venoms are chipped teeth, wearing of the gums and of the alveolar ridge.

(Are said to improve fellatio!)

Wow, you have venoms. Awesome.

by in_delirium January 13, 2007